Friday, 8 February 2013

Sometimes the bottle IS the answer

Container gardening is dead simple - you take whatever you have around the house, and garden in it, right? Yet most of us, when we think of growing plants small-time, picture flower pots and window boxes in our heads. But glazed pots and even the ugliest plastic bucket cost money. Whatever is a dirt poor gardener to do?

Obviously you look for things that you have around already. One of my mother's favourite sayings is, "let's take what we already have", and it's been a precursor for a lot of little everyday miracles in my life: great food, and positively MacGyverish solutions to many a dilemma. Use what you got, baby! 

Most of us have access to empty plastic bottles, tin cans, plastic bags and cardboards boxes, all of which lend themselves to gardening the thrifty way. If you can brew hooch in a plastic bag, you can grow tomatoes in one, too! I'll show you how once early summer arrives and you can finally take your fledgeling plants outside.

This entry is about those not-lost-but-still-found containers we all have kicking about the house, specifically bottles. In Finland, the humble beverage bottle carries a small "collateral" sum that is claimable at any grocery store: you cannot purchase most soft drinks or alcoholic beverages without paying a small sum for the bottle itself as well, and that sum is returned to you when you put your empties through the recycling machine. (This makes tidying up after your friends' parties a profitable pastime for Uni students: a big bin bag full of empty bottles will buy you a handsome pile of food!) Other bottles, like those containing juice concentrate, are made of a more flimsy material and carry no collateral. Those bottles are the ones we are after, today.

For a simple DIY greenhouse, just cut a well-rinsed, dry plastic bottle in half. Put gravel and soil in the lower half, plant your seeds, and water. Then plonk the top half back on like a hat, perhaps using a piece of duct tape to fashion a hinge of sorts between the two bottle halves. You can then easily access your plant for watering and care, and use the bottle cap to allow ventilation as you see fit while still keeping the container mostly shut for a miniature version of the greenhouse effect. Sunlight and heat will still be introduced through the plastic, and you won't need to put name slips in a pot, just write on the bottle with a plastic marker. This is a great projects for kids and novice gardeners.

Another use for the humble plastic bottle is very similar, but yields two distinct types of container. Think of them as phase A and phase B containers if you will. Cut your bottle in half again, but do it higher up towards the neck: you want a big container whose edges slope slightly inwards, and a small container that resembles a weird cocktail glass. Fill the big container at most halfway up with gravel and soil, and the small one half-and-half with soil and gravel, with the gravel at the bottom in both cases for drainage. Take the small container (or phase A container), wet the soil thoroughly, plant your seeds, and cover with plastic (saran wrap or transparent lunch sack will do). When the seedlings have grown enough to be separated, transfer them into the bigger container or several identical ones individually. The sloping walls will help to preserve humidity and warmth.

The third use for the humble plastic bottle is the simplest one yet and the one requiring the least amount of work, but as it has been one of my biggest "aha!" moments yet, I shall save it for another post entirely. Until then, keep your green thumbs dirty, true believers!

Art this thyng onne?

I'm a life-long writer, scribbler, scrivener and daydreamer, yet starting a brand-new entry is never easy. The fear of marring the perfectly pristine blank page waiting there for your words - and blunders! - always lurks at the edge of the consciousness. So best get the annoying introductions and all awkwardness out of the way, and grab the monster by its horns.

My name is Elina, and I'll be your blog hostess for the foreseeable future. As this is my story, and my blog, you'll get verbiage with your photos and facts, and then some!

The primus motor for starting this blog came about sneakily, in that it surprised me. I'd been making the odd post about windowsill gardening on my Tumblr account and reblogging pictures and links to city gardening and scrap growing articles, but it seemed somehow hokey to begin posting entries debating the virtues of fertilising with chickenshit versus with seaweed-based products amidst my vast collection of entries featuring interestingly or barely dressed individuals or cute animals. And making another tumbleblog just seemed inadequate. I wanted the acreage to type out my rambling sentences without any "TEAL DEERS" wandering through the property and devouring the few scraps of interest I'd might have managed to cultivate, so to speak.

So here we are! I'll begin posting pictures of my makeshift indoor garden, and I will also be showcasing some of the nigh-free-to-make experimental solutions I've managed to come up with in my insomnia-addled brain. I hope you'll enjoy your stay, and start growing things, too. I know it has saved me in so many ways.